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Karaoke Knight

by Obvion

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I can tell you secrets that will help you out you see, go stand on the white block then press down and count to three. You'll fall in to the background running through the scenery, you'll find a secret toad house where the normal end should be.
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He told me, I see you rise But, it always falls I see you come, I see you go He says, "All things pass, into the night" And I say, "Oh no sir, I must say, you're wrong I must disagree, oh no sir, I must say, you're wrong" A won't you listen to me He told me, I've seen it all before I've been there I've seen my hopes and dreams a-lying on the ground I've seen the sky just begin to fall He says, "All things pass, into the night" And I say, "Oh no sir, I must say. you're wrong I must disagree, oh no sir, I must say. you're wrong" Won't you listen to me? Goodbye horses I'm flying over you Goodbye horses I'm flying over you Goodbye horses I'm flying over you Goodbye horses I'm flying, flying, flying over you! - Q Lazzarus
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Jellydonut 02:22
R. Lee you great big son of a bitch you don't need nothing cuz you're already rich from yelling and strutten and wearing a hat, in the movies. It started with the boys in the company c a cameo for R Lee with Martin Sheen Robert Duval with the napalm could have been your daddy. That brings us to a film by the Kubrik S a Vietnam sniper and D'Onofrio's mess a drill Sargent that makes you homesick for the army. Seven, Fletch, Love is a gun, R Lee in movies is so much fun. The man is a mystery, a spoof. The man is a legend. R Lee Ermey! He is a ghost and an army guy R Lee's got a show called mail call Micheal J Fox is so scared of him cuz he's got a gun and he yells real loud. Jelly donut. R Lee Ermey. Jelly donut. R Lee Ermey. The army was lost when the donut was found dead bodies and maggots lying all over the ground. The fat man cried and sucked the jelly out of his...DONUT Now Willard was a boy who was fond of the dark, why does R Lee have to go around breaking his heart killing mice on the internet and plotting all that evil. Now he's the guy he's the Texas guy who will catch the freaks, urine soaked mixed drinks. He's kick their ass chainsaw in the face and you'll never know that he wasn't in the original Jelly donut. Jelly donut. Jelly donut. Jelly donut.
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Chuck Norris 01:29
Oh...wow...hey...you're pretty good. Your kungfu's not bad.
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Trilam's 02:10
Clap your hands everybody, and everybody clap your hands! We're Lambda Lambda Lambda and... Omega Mu We come here on stage tonight to do a show for you We've got a rockin rhythm and a high tech sound That'll make you move your body down to the ground We've got Poindexter on the violin And Louis and Gilbert will be joinin' in We've got Booger Presley on a mean guitar And a rap by little old me Lamar We've got Takashi beating on his gong The boys and the Mu's are clapping along And just when you thought you'd seen it all Along comes a Lambda 4 ft tall! So won't you come on out here, on the floor, so we can work our bodies like never before Break!
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Invite me into your van I hope you really like head cheese I have this knife It's a good knife I always wanted to make you into BBQ Cut you up into little pieces baby I'll take you to the killing floor behind the slamming metal door I'm gonna take your face off and wear it You know what I was thinking? We should give'em to grandpa He's the best, the ol' hook and pull gang couldn't get the beefs out of the way fast enough I like digging up graves Sometimes I find me a lady I filled a room up with bones, and a chicken in a cage Meat hook oughta suit you nice until I put your ass on ice I'm gonna use every part of you I'll bake your skin into a drum and bang it loudly just for fun I'll use your hair to make a silly hat, yeah We've always been in meat We've always lived in Texas So if you see me hitchhiking Be ready for the chainsaw
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Dirty 05:40
It makes me feel so dirty when she puts her hands under my kilt.
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Virgin Mary 04:38
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We have come to entertained and show you inside Crispin's brain. A melody inside a box with Mr. Glover's rainbow socks. Drum beats to evoke the pain and vocals that are slightly lame, TECHNO CHILI FREAK WHORES WILLIE- THE SPACE DEMON As I floated by he realized he was. In the vacuum of space. As I floated by her realized he was. Towards the black hole of crotch Come to the space cube, really really big cube Hat for a kangaroo, nickel for a lookaroo Come and see the amazing floating man Universal apathy, Existential crapithy, tormented apothecary, unacquainted luxury, masturbate with frequency, try to eat some healthy cheese, come and pay my bargain fees, Crispin Glover's gonna sneeze. Years to develop. All across the universe outside of space in time, floating through the chaos with a monkey on his mind. He is just a rubik's cube whose colors gone away, no one can unlock his puzzle, he will die one day. Come and see before its over, come and see before he's dead, the melody shall soon been fading and your death mask will be dry. Last chance to see the floating man, the boy who's fucked up in a cube so give me all your hard earned cash and I will kick you in the head. Give me, give me that kung fu. Hold the egg salad. I'ma gonna smash right through and sing my Crispin ballad.
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If you receive this message, please avenge your two disciples!
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I was walking down the high streets when I heard footsteps behind me. There was a little old man, it's Marlon Brando. And we trotted back to my house and he sat beside the telly with his tiny hands on his tummy, starting to sneeze and eating cream cheese. So I gave him roasted toad stools and a glass of dandelion wine. I put him on a train to east born, carried his bags and called him a fag. When I woke up in the morning he was sitting at the edge of my bed, and was bludgeoning me in the head showing his thong, chuckling along. Now we're living up my chimney, and we're living on opium and honey, hurray! And he's making me lots of money selling his ass for Twinkies and grass. Marlon Brando x8
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Przez mury, przez dziury, przez cegły Po nocy, o świcie i w dzień Zuchwały, zgłodniały, przebiegły Przesuwam się cicho jak cień. A jeśli dłoń losu znienacka Dosięgnie mnie kiedyś w tej grze, To zwykła jest życia zasadzka, Ty, Mamo, nie czekaj już mnie. Nie wrócę już do Ciebie Nie dotrze z dala głos Uliczny pył pogrzebie Stracony dziecka los. Przez mury, przez dziury, przez cegły Po nocy, o świcie i w dzień Zuchwały, zgłodniały, przebiegły Przesuwam się cicho jak cień.
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Stayin Alive 02:38
Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a woman's man: no time to talk. Music loud and women warm, I've been kicked around Since I was born. And now it's all right. It's OK. And you may look the other way. We can try to understand The New York Times' effect on man. Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother, You're all dead. Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin', You're all dead. Ah, ha, ha, ha,You're all dead. Ah, ha, ha, ha,You're all dead. Well now, I get low and I get high, And if I can't get either, I really try. Got the wings of heaven on my shoes. I'm a dancin' man and I just can't lose. You know it's all right. It's OK. I'll live to see another day. We can try to understand The New York Times' effect on man. Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother, You're all dead. Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin', And You're all dead. Ah, ha, ha, ha, You're all dead. Ah, ha, ha, ha, You're all dead. Life goin' nowhere. Somebody help me. Somebody help me, yeah. Life goin' nowhere. Somebody help me, yeah. You're all dead. Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a woman's man: no time to talk. Music loud and women warm, I've been kicked around since I was born. And now it's all right. It's OK. And you may look the other way. We can try to understand The New York Times' effect on man. Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother, You're all dead. Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin', And You're all dead. Ah, ha, ha, ha, You're all dead. Ah, ha, ha, ha, You're all dead. Life goin' nowhere. Somebody help me. Somebody help me, yeah. Life goin' nowhere. Somebody help me, yeah. You're all dead.

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During an era of drunken karaoke and random celebrity stalking a bizarre ritual was born within the Obvion creative sphere: Writing songs for random bad ass celebrities then brazenly presenting them with fore mentioned personal theme song.
Needless to say we've creeped out several celebrity icons of our youth and have had many many adventures. Cathartic and weird, sometimes sad, we dedicate this album to the strongest influences floating around our zeitgeist.

An homage to our pop culture origins, this album is a tribute, a parody, dedicated to all the artists that infected and shaped our realities growing up in the 80s. Original compositions and covers of well known geek anthems, created in collaboration with Sneaky Pete and Daddy Limpdick.

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released March 5, 2014

Sasha Gryphon - Noise&Nonsense
Sneaky Pete - Vocals, Guitar, General Composition
Daddy Limpdick - Vocals, Base, Guitar, General Composition

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Obvion Austin, Texas

Obvion, a sometimes collaborative projekt with a nebulous collective of eclectic artists, was founded by Sasha Gryphon, the only full time member of the band. The concept has evolved over 20 years of mk ultra type experiments using sounds and patterns. Sometimes prophetic, often silly, through electronic and industrial means we explore every genre or relic of culture with forensic detail. ... more

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